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Metrico Review

An infographic built on the wrong information

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HIGH A hyper art-house vibe and existential tone.

LOW World six killed every bit of good feeling I had for this game.

WTF Was it a requirement to use every possible input on the Vita?

The Swapper Review

Lights off

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HIGH A non-violent, thought-provoking title is always welcome.

LOW The puzzles feel noticeably disconnected from the world.

WTF is up with all of these frigging red and blue lights?

Destiny of Spirits Review

The Most Boring Game I Can't Stop Playing

Destiny of Spirits Review Screenshot

HIGH Getting a super-rare spirit from my free daily team-up.

LOW It can't be played without an active internet connection.

WTF Why does the game never overtly explain Limit Breaking?

Z-Run Review

Didn't Reach The Finish(ed) Line

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HIGH Great concept!

LOW Trying to plow through pathless, over-clogged streets.

WTF That horrifically abrupt non-ending. Seriously?

The Walking Dead, Season Two: Amid The Ruins Review

Come Alive

The Walking Dead Season 2: Amid the Ruins Review Screenshot

HIGH The extended chats with Jane.

LOW You seriously aren't going to check for walkers before going in?

WTF Why weren't the earlier episodes this good?

1001 Spikes Review

The Pursuit Of Perfection

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HIGH The feeling of finally completing a stage. Any stage!

LOW Repeating 4-3 exactly 152 times before finally nailing it.

WTF Why are the late-game spikes so difficult to read, visually?

Monster Monpiece Second Opinion

Less Clothing = More Power

Monster Monpiece Review Screenshot

HIGH the deckbuilding and strategic play are deep and satisfying.

LOW tapping a virtual girl's clitoris frantically before stroking the Vita like an erect penis.

WTF Who in their right mind thought these touch functions were a good idea?

Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Review

Awkward Laughter in My Pocket

Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Review Screenshot

HIGH The new, more expressive character models.

LOW Jumping through ridiculous hoops for 100% completion.

WTF The new quick recovery feature pauses the game everywhere except the Thunder Plains in FFX.

Luftrausers Review

Rausing?

Luftrausers Review Screenshot

High The music kicking into high gear as the dreaded blimp pokes through the clouds.

Low Going from full health to stone dead in approximately four nanoseconds.

WTF Some of the unlockable color schemes are seemingly designed for the sole purpose of making eyeballs bleed.

Monster Monpiece Review

Rub a dub-dub

Monster Monpiece Review Screenshot

HIGH Clinching a win in a hotly-contested online match when all seemed lost.

LOW The endgame of the single player campaign stretches out foreverrrrrrrrr.

WTF Unimportant NPC's haven't even been afforded the dignity of a pair of eyeballs.

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