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Mark of the Ninja Review

Taboo Tattoo

Mark of the Ninja Screenshot

HIGH Ghosting through a level without killing a soul or ever being spotted.

LOW Getting blown into a bomb by another bomb and dying.

WTF So a bomb will go off if I bump it or step on it, but not if I drop it to the floor?

Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition Review

Escape into the Cubiverse

Minecraft Xbox 360 Edition Screenshot

HIGH Discovering a vast cave system underneath my house.

LOW Repeated game-killing glitches.

WTF The game can often be scarier than most horror titles.

Fable Heroes Review

Patchwork Heroes

Fable Heroes Screenshot

HIGH The playable credits sequence.

LOW Losing track of my character over and over.

WTF Giant chicken boss!

Gears of War 3 Review

Not Much Under that 'Do-rag

Gears of War 3 Screenshot

HIGH The Cole Train runs on whole grain!!

LOW Marcus's uber-meathead actions at game's end.

WTF So many unanswered questions from so many angles.

Super Meat Boy Review

So Tasty He Doesn't Need Gravy

Super Meat Boy Screenshot

HIGH The hidden warp zone nods to past eras of gaming.

LOW The incredibly stiff difficulty will put off some players.

WTF Beware—anyone who can 100% this game may not actually be human.

Super Meat Boy

Game Description: Super Meat Boy is a tough-as-nails platformer where you play as an animated cube of meat who's trying to save his girlfriend (who happens to be made of bandages) from an evil fetus wearing a tux who lives in a jar. Leap from walls, jump over seas of buzz saws, and run through crumbling caves and pools of old needles. Super Meat Boy relives the old school difficulty of classic retro platformers and streamlines it down to the essentials, no BS, just straight-forward twitch reflex platforming, and all while sacrificing his own well-being to save his damsel in distress.

Alan Wake: The Signal & The Writer Review

Yes, I Can Hear You Now. Why didn't You Speak up Earlier?

Alan Wake: The Writer Screenshot

HIGH Increased use of the game's psychological elements.

LOW The combat is infuriatingly cheap and unbalanced.

WTF The Signal's product placement for Verizon is unbelievably blunt.

Toy Soldiers

Game Description: Put your foot soldiers, snipers, cavalry, and fighter pilots to the test in Toy Soldiers. Poised to be a smash hit on Xbox Live Arcade, Toy Soldiers is an action-packed strategy-based game in which players command antique WWI toy soldiers vying for control of the trench-filled battlefields of Europe. Deploy an exciting arsenal such as tanks, cavalry, biplanes, and flamethrowers in vintage WWI toy dioramas. Developed by Signal Studios exclusively for Xbox 360, Toy Soldiers allows you to take control of individual units or control the entire battlefield from a strategic view. Integrating multiple game genres and world-class visuals, Toy Soldiers is a unique and action-packed entertainment experience!

Toy Soldiers Review

It's Hell Out There, Outside the Toybox

Toy Soldiers Screenshot

HIGH Manning a tank to take care of enemies my mortars can't reach.

LOW It can sometimes be difficult to tell where enemy units are.

WTF "Pope Thrower"?

Hydrophobia Review

All the (Wet) Work With None of the (Wet) Fun

Hydrophobia Screenshot

HIGH: Making waves with water kinetics.

LOW: Everything else.

WTF: See below.

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