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Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball Review

Don't get picked last!

Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball Review Screenshot

HIGH Excellent imitation of a real-world dodgeball experience.

LOW No split-screen local multiplayer.

WTF I'd love to sit back and play with a controller, but it just doesn't work.

Zen Pinball 2: Age of Ultron Review

"I Can't Physically Throw Up in My Mouth..."

Age of Ultron

HIGH Launching the ball from a Hulkbuster gauntlet.

LOW The generic voice acting.

WTF Why is a pinball table based on a summer blockbuster so boring to play?

Zen Pinball 2: Portal Review

It's been fun. Don't come back.

Zen Pinball 2: Portal

HIGH Getting Atlas and P-Body together for the first time.

LOW Constantly losing my ball in the leftmost gutter.

WTF I thought the Companion Cube would play a larger role...

Sayonara UmiharaKawase+ Review

So long, and thanks for all the fish


Sayonara Umihara Kawase

HIGH: The quick retry feature.

LOW: Unlocking quick retry on each stage by clearing it.

WTF: A sushi chef without a knife?

Damascus Gear: Operation Tokyo Review

MicroMiniMechAssault

Damascus Gear

HIGH The first time I fired a back-mounted cannon.

LOW Not enough maps.

WTF What's up with the weird text spacing?

Aaru's Awakening Review

Transport your soul

Aaru's Awakening

HIGH Skillfully transporting Aaru through a bevy of obstacles.

LOW Dying dozens of times before realizing what's killing me.

WTF the game using the words immoral and immortal interchangeably

Woah Dave! Review

For a Few Pennies More

Whoa Dave

HIGH: Throwing a Woah Block at the last possible second.

LOW: Watching a Woah Block succumb to a self-destructing skull.

WTF: What you just thought after reading the above.

Harold Review

A not-quite-God game

Harold

HIGH: Smite the puny humans and watch them fly!

LOW: Getting through the slow-paced tutorials

WTF: Controller support only?!

Funk of Titans Review

A Tuneless Mess

Funk of Titans

HIGH The main character can buy and wear a Jason mask. So that's good, I guess?

LOW Sometimes buttons stop working! In a 2-button game!

WTF How is the music in this music-themed game so awful?

Marvin's Mittens Review

Double-jumping in a winter wonderland

Marvin's Mittens

HIGH Evolving gameplay mechanics make progress visible and rewarding.

LOW Collectable snowflakes often blend-in with the background art.

WTF Very limited options and no way to play the game in full-screen.

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