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Earth Defense Force 2: Invaders From Planet Space Review

The Only Good Bug...

Earth Defense Force 2: Invaders From Planet Space Review Screenshot

HIGH EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!

LOW Aiming weapons in midair with the Pale Wing

WTF The Pale Wing's movement on the ground

Albert and Otto: The Adventure Begins Review

A Very Versatile Bunny

Albert and Otto: The Adventure Begins Review Screenshot

HIGH Take that, giant Nazi robot!

LOW Screwing up fifteen times in a row because the jumping controls are terrible.

WTF Is that the Ark of the Covenant?

Sinister City Review

Theatre of the Damned

Sinister City Review Screenshot

HIGH "Oh, you need to talk to your kidnapped fiancée? Help me fix my hypnosis machine so you can use the astral plane!"

LOW A few bugs caused me to quit the game and reload.

WTF "Hi, I'm the director of the game you're a character in. Could you help me find my storyboards so I can tell you where to go next?"

Yakuza 5 Review

Don't mess with that Yakuza. He'll Kiryu.

Yakuza 5 Review Screenshot

HIGH Some of the action sequences are outstanding. If only more games paid this much attention to their martial arts direction.

LOW There's too much filler in the main story. Oh, and anything to do with "following one's dreams."

WTF The 'Stalker' revelation. Or maybe the one with the snowball.

The Rivers of Alice: Extended Version Review

Style Over Substance

Rivers of Alice Review Screenshot

HIGH The wonderful music, particularly the ending song.

LOW An early bug that kept freezing my game.

WTF What is Sloth? I mean, seriously, what is he?

A Fistful of Gun Review

Gun in the sun

A Fistful of Gun Review Screenshot

HIGH Chaotic shooting action ahoy!

LOW Too chaotic, actually.

WTF Pretty much the whole story mode.

The Bridge Review

Sketching out a solution

The Bridge Review Screenshot

HIGH Using the gravity of a timed black whole to speed me towards a key.

LOW Crawling to the internet for help with that last puzzle.

WTF Wait, how many times do I have to get to the door?

Cross of the Dutchman Review

Bust a Crate for Frisia!

Cross of the Dutchman Review Screenshot

HIGH Unleashing the sword spin move in the middle of a mob and sending them flying.

LOW A ludicrously terrible stealth mission.

WTF Oh, this was all just the prologue, huh?

Corpse of Discovery Review

Spacehog Day

Corpse of Discovery Review Screenshot

HIGH Coasting among floating islands with a jetpack.

LOW Heading towards an objective, only to repeatedly have a monster turn towards me after I couldn't turn back.

WTF Fish and Chicks!

Until Dawn Second Opinion

Actually, DO Go in There

Until Dawn Second Opinion Review Screenshot

HIGH Getting everyone out alive. Narrow second-place: getting everyone killed.

LOW Having a character die to the not-great combat QTEs.

WTF We can't make these recaps skippable?

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