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Critter Crunch Review

Bland Name, Tasty Game

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HIGH A new, predatory twist on puzzling.

LOW The difficulty of the final third feels haphazard and unrefined.

WTF Rainbow-colored regurgitation.

Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble Review

Beating Down An Entire City... And Loving It

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HIGH It's dripping with testosterone and has machismo to spare.

LOW Accidentally stumbling into the last battle with a sliver of health.

WTF Four words: big yellow banana suit.

The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Review

Foiled By A Fence

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HIGH Seeing the consequences of a choice I made much earlier in the game.

LOW Having to keep re-entering conversation trees that I haven't fully explored yet.

WTF Buying stuff from the same fat guy with the same bell around his neck a bazillion times.

Cursed Mountain Second Opinion

Touch The Void

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HIGH The moody and atmospheric section in the ice caves, featuring a perfect use of the Wii remote.

LOW The meditation sequences, which feature a painfully imperfect use of the Wii remote.

WTF Am I seriously smashing pots for loot at the top of a mountain?

Haunted 3D Rollercoaster Rush Review

Swing Low, Ghoulish Chariot

Haunted 3D Rollercoaster Rush Screenshot

HIGH Look at that castle! That giant jack-o'-lantern! The moon!



LOW Aw man, I plummeted into a track again. Darn those vertical drops.

WTF I put the game down and I can still hear the background tune in my head.

Muramasa: The Demon Blade Second Opinion

The Blunted Blade

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HIGH Gloriously detailed artwork.

LOW Repetitive, simplistic combat.

WTF To access the hot springs, just ask a bath monkey.

Madden NFL 10 Review

Made The Playoffs, But Lost In The First Round

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HIGH Breaking through a six man gang tackle to rush for a touchdown.

LOW Having to play the fight for the fumble mini-game when I was the only one near the ball when I fell on it.

WTF Enough with the measuring, it's clearly a first down.

Gardenscapes Review

Rummaging Through Stuff Is Fun. Really.

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HIGH The graphics are pleasant, and the game hides objects in very clever ways.

LOW The garden-renovation elements are much too simple.

WTF Live cats and fish. Hidden in rooms amid junk. For sale.

Tales of Monkey Island Chapter Three: Lair of the Leviathan Review

"This should be interesting. Or fraught with peril."

Tales of Monkey Island Chapter 3 Lair of the Leviathan Screenshot

HIGH Murray's rendition of the closing credits.

LOW These games are always over too soon.

WTF Much of the game takes place inside a giant manatee.

Wet Review

No, I Haven't Heard Of Substance. Why?

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HIGH Sliding into a wallrun into a dive and scoring five headshots in the process is as cool to watch and perform as it sounds.

LOW "Learning" how to use a shotgun for the third time.

WTF Seriously? You put the plot twist in the manual?

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