New Review Posted: Constantine

[Daniel Weissenberger]

I review Constantine, and lament the woes of the reviewer:

"The hardest games to review are the middle of the road titles. Talking about terrible games is just fun, and the biggest challenge when dealing with great games is finding twenty different words to replace 'great'. Then there are the titles that are just sort of there. Completely by-the-numbers productions that don't do anything particularly wrong, but don't stand out in any way either. If there's nothing to push against, nothing to think about, what is there to write about?"

There's more Reeves-related rambling here.

[Nicato]

I can't help but to think that your opening paragraph was...inspired by a recent thread. I feel so...used.

[Daniel Weissenberger]

Actually, the review was written over a month ago - which thread are you talking about?

[ToastProphet]

Game handling, playability, music, graphics, and keanua reeves hard to spell name aside, all that made this movie great (no one plays video games) was POPEKNUCKLES. POPEKNUCKLES. KNUCKLES OF THE POPE. I ALMOST WROTE POOP.