Brad Gallaway kicks off our 'games with no strategy guides available at Amazon.com' theme week with his review of Mario Pinball Land, and he kicks off his review with a transcript of his more colourful moments with the game:
"Damn!
(click, click)
Ok, that's two, only one more... Damn!
(rapid button-clicking)
What the hell? Aargh… Frickin' $&%!
(SP crashes loudly)
Ok, back up the two screens, hit the pulley and… damn!
(click, click, click)
Noooo… who the hell would design something like…
(click)
Goddamned fat bastard Bowser!!! Shove that damn flipper up…
(plastic cracking)
GGGaaahhhhh…..
…Ahem."
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