New Review Posted: Jaws: Unleashed

[Daniel Weissenberger]

Then I review Jaws, Unleashed, and find a well-hidden silver lining.

"People throw around the term "worst game ever made" pretty frequently these days. So when word began to spread about the legendary, almost apocalyptic, badness of Jaws Unleashed I knew that as someone who specializes in reviewing unbelievably bad games, I was going to have to give it a try. I mean, even the title is ridiculous! How on earth would you leash a shark in the first place? They don't have necks! And what did I find by playing it? That although Jaws Unleashed is a game with massive, crippling design flaws, it's by no means the worst game I've ever played."

But just how silver is that lining?

[ChaosEmer]

Originally Posted by GC_Danny

If it was relegated to eating dogs and surfers, that would be one thing, but this game had Jaws fish up WWII-era torpedos from a rusty submarine and use them to destroy oil rigs, hunt down scuba divers through a field of mines, or ram a yacht into a floating platform covered in fireworks.

An absolutely hillarious review for what sounds like an awful game. I laughed continuously for over five minutes.

Sharks hate American freedom!