Then I review Ape Escape 3, which, charmingl, doesn't have a colon and subtitle:
"Somehow I managed to miss out on the whole Ape Escape thing. I was always aware that the series existed, but beyond that basic awareness, I didn't have any feelings towards it one way or the other. I wasn't even sure whether the fact that the titular apes were escaping was supposed to be a good or bad thing. Apparently every now and then a nefarious monkey professor (that's a monkey professor, not a professor of monkeys) sets a whole lot of monkeys loose and it's up to a brother and sister team to viciously beat the monkeys into submission and put them back in their cages. I've got to say, for a game solely about being cruel to animals, Ape Escape 3 is a surprisingly fun romp."
That's right,
fun romp.
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