Brad Gallaway plays The Con, and he's not going to con you with a false opinion on it.
Pause for laughter.
And now, the review:
"A cup of coffee is a cup of coffee, or is it? After all, the way to make one is basically the same any way you look at it— some ground-up beans, some hot water, and there you go. But really, even though coffee is basically the same across the world, different recipes and intricate variations can create unique flavors and new sensations. The same could be said for fighting games. Although The Con doesn't completely reinvent the genre, its personality and essence are robust enough to make it stand out from the crowd like a challenging cup of small-café Vietnamese in an ocean of too-familiar Starbucks."
If I had another terrible pun, I'd put it
here.