[Snack Eater]

God...

There'll be swarming mobs of soccer moms in the streets, mass protests from the black community, and Joe Lieberman will wake up on the day of the game's release with a curious white stain in his pajama bottoms.

Now a Japanese GTA, that would be great, what with the going all Takashi Miike on people's asses and stuff. I always wished Ryo Hazuki could beat the shit out of his neighbors with a bat, and go pick up Nozomi in his sweet ride, drive it into the empty parking lot over by the tobacco shop and go at it like two sweaty monkeys.