Superb. Looks like you put a lot of work into this. If anything, it is a little overwritten compared to most GC content - but that is not a complaint or criticism as such.
If the depth of a game is measured by the distance between its best and worst players, then Journey is one of the shallowest games ever made.
I don't know how true that is, or if it's a valid yardstick, but it made me laugh out loud.
Really good work, 5 stars.