Brad: Xbox 2 was unveiled behind closed doors and the biggest surprise was that Microsoft will have the console available in three different oak veneers.

Kyle: Hard to imagine that this little box started the videogame revolution. Also hard to imagine how much I stink at the game.

Scott: Those two little brown boxes are actually a pair of bongos. You have to pound on them to move your Pong paddle. Trust me, it's more fun than it sounds.

Mike B.: And to think, people bitched about the original Xbox controller being too big…you spoiled babies. Back in my day, our controllers were hunks of wood carved from trees!

Kyle: And the systems were made of rocks!