Brad: "What, you don't think a game about trying to kiss strangers while wearing different hats is a good idea? Come on, I'm just trying to make a living here!!"

Kyle: Surprisingly, this chicken hated individual attracted much fewer gawkers than the vampire in the leather bustier a few booths over. Odd, that.

Scott: I actually felt so bad for this poor sap that I snatched that stupid hat off his head, pulled him aside and said, "For godssakes, man, get some self-respect."