Brad: Matt "I look absolutely nothing like my ridiculously outdated review photo" Wiese, and his woman.

Kyle: I think that's a demo copy of Sly Cooper she's holding up. Judging by that, and by Matt's appearance, I guess she has a thing for raccoons.

Scott: Don't mind Brad, Matt. First thing Brad said to me when I met him was, "You look nothing like your picture." Apparently BRAD is the only one who actually looks like his picture. And whoop-de-do for you, Brad.