Brad: Ombudsman extraordinaire Kyle Orland and his amazing magic dice trick. Fun at parties, bar mitzvahs, and most pagan rites, Kyle is truly a man of many talents.

Kyle: Not shown: Me juggling the dice. And chainsaws. I also do weddings.

Scott: It's a common side-effect of spending too many days on the convention floor: you start growing gambling paraphanalia from your forehead. Take a cycle of antibiotics, and it usually clears right up…