Brad: Here we have bloodthirsty horror maven and all-around nice guy Mike Bracken accompanied by his lovely and charming better half, Laura. I'm going to refrain from the lame jokes and just say that these are two swell people.

Kyle: Golly gee, they sure are swell. But really, I couldn't imagine a nicer couple. And I'd like to thank Laura for the ride to the convention center on Day 3.

Scott: Mike and Laura, I love you. Please adopt me. I want to come live with you. I promise to cook and clean and do laundry. This is not a joke.

Mike B.: Yes, I really am this dorky in person. Casa de Bracken is always open to the GC staff.