Kyle: Ah, Nintendo. This is where I headed first, and the line for the DS was already hours long. Luckily my press pass cut me right to the front.

Scott: Hold your ear close to the screen and you can hear the clueless PR flacks asking the crowd, "Who makes the best videogames in the world!!!"

Kyle: I wanted to yell "Tecmo" but I don't think they'd have found it as funny as I did.