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House of 1000 Doors: Family Secrets Review

The Mystery of the Disappearing Plot

House of 1000 Doors: Family Secrets Screenshot

HIGH My, that statue is uncannily accurate...

LOW Realizing I couldn't fully complete the game because I missed an object two hours ago.

WTF Why is the Statue of Liberty on "Badlow" island?

Choplifter HD Review

Nostalgia's Running Thin

Choplifter HD Screenshot

HIGH Lifting off just as zombies swarm in from all sides.

LOW Yet another incredibly cheap jet attack death.

WTF There are zombies chewing on you! Why are you shooting at me?

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai Second Opinion

The Moose Meat Mystery & Magic Husky Revue

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai Screenshot

HIGH Stuffing a woman inside a moose to save her life, tauntaun style.

LOW Seeing some pickups on a cliff and having no clue how to reach them.

WTF Alaska's crows and bats are ridiculously aggressive.

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai Review

Tastes a Little Gamey

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai Screenshot

HIGH "Thank God for the Second Amendment!"

LOW The heat-vision bonus in the shooting galleries is awful.

WTF Colbert was right: the number one threat to America is bears.

Otomedius Excellent Review

Stupidity in Disk Form

Otomedius Excellent Screenshot

HIGH The music is fairly catchy.

LOW Playing the game.

WTF How exactly was this inspired by Gradius?

The King of Fighters XIII Review

Beauty in Motion

The King of Fighters XIII Screenshot

HIGH Absolutely gorgeous animations and figures.

LOW Bosses that combo cheap moves over and over.

WTF As a newbie to the series, some of the female animations. Srsly?

Need for Speed: The Run Review

Can Plots Run on Fumes?

Need for Speed: The Run Screenshot

HIGH Race that avalanche!

LOW What, you again?

WTF Man, I'm killing way too many people in this racing game.

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Third Opinion

Deceptively Good Despite its Flaws

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Screenshot

HIGH That stunning horse-riding sequence.

LOW Too many questions without answers, and a plot in search of a soul.

WTF Drake barely survives the desert, but is apparently hydrated enough to run and jump around like a monkey.

Fate/Extra Review

Read All about It

Fate/Extra Screenshot

HIGH Getting through an entire dungeon without taking a single hit.

LOW Accidentally missing one item and destroying my hopes of 100% completion.

WTF Is up with that clown?

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Second Opinion

You aren't There

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Screenshot

HIGH The hallucinatory sequences in Ubar and Yemen.

LOW Gunfights on the water and in a sandstorm magnify the significant deficiencies of the gunplay.

WTF These guys are really staying in a burning building to shoot at me?

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