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Guardian Heroes Review

Side-Scrolling in Style

Guardian Heroes Screenshot

HIGH Realizing that I was good enough to finish on Normal after my initial stumblings.

LOW I don't like straining to see my character in a sea of enemies.

WTF My first Hard Mode attempt lasted a minute—literally.

Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten Review

The Family that Slays Together...

Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten Screenshot

HIGH Disgaea is still as funny as ever.

LOW It's also just as repetitive, which started to wear on even me when I got stuck.

WTF Using a giant monster as a weapon.

Rochard Review

Southern (Physics-based) Comfort

Rochard Screenshot

HIGH The final weapon upgrade is fantastically entertaining.

LOW What's up with the evil guardsmen sounding so effeminate?

WTF "Git'er done" is still in use a thousand years into the future?!?

Orcs Must Die! Review

That's a Whole Lotta Musts

Orcs Must Die! Screenshot

HIGH The colorful, cartoony style of the game is appealing.

LOW The game feels flat, and holds no surprises.

WTF The near-total lack of character and world-building.

Crimson Alliance Review

Hack (and Slash) Job

Crimson Alliance Screenshot

HIGH This one's not only girlfriend-friendly, she also outscored me on a number of levels. I was so proud.

LOW Paying for a "free" game is confusing.

WTF Must ..... stop ....the sounds coming from the .....actor lady's .... mouth....NNNGggHHHHHHH!...

Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 2 Innocent Sin Review

The Holy Grail of JRPGs Finally Comes to America

Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 2 Innocent Sin Screenshot

HIGH The game's story and characters are engaging and sure to hold players' interest.

LOW Battles can be very slow.

WTF How did they ever get away with calling the villain Joker? I guess no one told DC Comics...

BloodRayne: Betrayal Review

Insert Obligatory "This Sucks" Cliché Here

BloodRayne: Betrayal Screenshot

HIGH Rayne's animation is easy on the eyes.

LOW Everything else.

WTF Vampire bites make people... explode?

Bleach: Soul Resurreccion Review

Still Less Filler Than the Anime

Bleach: Soul Resurreccion Screenshot

HIGH I can ogle Aizen as much as I want, and nobody can stop me.

LOW Aizen is the cheesiest character in a game full of cheese.

WTF Aizen's ridiculously slow power-walk as his default movement speed.

Dirt 3 Review

What's a Gymkhana?

Dirt 3 Screenshot

HIGH Racing through the dusty African night, drifting around corners at full speed.

LOW The endless, repetitive, "duels".

WTF Gymkhana? What?

Toy Soldiers: Cold War Review

Where Can I Get a Commando Action Figure?

Toy Soldiers: Cold War Screenshot

HIGH Passing critics I respect on my leaderboard (temporarily!)

LOW The final campaign level is tough to complete with a good score.

WTF The lava in the lava lamp doesn't move. Outrage!!

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