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Sniper Elite V2 Review

By Daniel Weissenberger on August 13, 2012 - 11:01pm.

Theater of War Crimes

Sniper Elite V2 Screenshot

HIGH The quarter-mile shot.

LOW Are those tank guns manned by psychics?

WTF And then the bullet plowed through his head, popping his eyeball before blasting off the back of his skull! (Repeat 100 times.)

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Inversion Review

By Eric Bowman on August 12, 2012 - 2:51am.

Your Daughter is in Another Castle

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HIGH Flinging an enemy high into the air and watching the varying gravity directions pull him back and forth.

LOW Pretty much every single line of dialogue. Or the boss fights. I can't pick between the two.

WTF Look man, I know you love your daughter, but do you really not lose sight of that while the world is getting taken over by aliens?

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Spec Ops: The Line Review

By Brad Gallaway on August 1, 2012 - 5:01pm.

Do You Feel Like a Hero Yet?

Spec Ops: The Line Screenshot

HIGH White phosphorus.

LOW White phosphorus.

WTF This many soldiers were abandoned for six months?!? Get real.

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The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition Second Opinion

By Eric Bowman on July 15, 2012 - 6:28pm.

Speak Softly and Carry a Silver Sword

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition Screenshot

HIGH The inexplicably detailed and believable dwarven city of Vergen.

LOW Killing a family of friendly trolls and feeling really bad about it.

WTF "King, command your vulture to shut his beak before I thrust his cockerel up his ass and twist so hard he'll crow until noon reverts to morning."

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The Walking Dead: Episode Two—Starved for Help Review

By Brad Gallaway on July 10, 2012 - 10:49am.

Hungry for More

The Walking Dead: Episode Two—Starved for Help Screenshot

HIGH The "batteries" line near the end of the episode.

LOW Being shunted out of a scene before I was ready.

WTF Kenny's dialogue didn't match my choices from Episode One.

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Lollipop Chainsaw Review

By Brad Gallaway on July 10, 2012 - 7:44am.

Rusted Sour

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HIGH The soundtrack.

LOW Almost everything else.

WTF Ditto.

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Bloodforge Review

By Kristin Renee Taylor on June 21, 2012 - 4:39pm.

Family (n) - The Spouse and Children of One Person

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HIGH Crom's hilariously hammy Big No in the opening minutes of the game.

LOW The entire rest of the game.

WTF One boss is a physical manifestation of a female STD.

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Max Payne 3 Second Opinion

By Sparky Clarkson on June 17, 2012 - 7:31am.

Payneful

Max Payne 3 Screenshot

HIGH Soaring through the air, blowing away dozens of gangsters with my dual pistols like a John Woo hero.

LOW Did he seriously just shave his head as a disguise?

WTF Why doesn't Max just shootdodge out of all these situations where a few unarmored guys are holding a gun on him?

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Max Payne 3 Review

By Brandon Bales on June 17, 2012 - 7:20am.

The Bride of Frankenstein

Max Payne 3 Screenshot

HIGH A slow-motion, high-caliber rifle round breaching an enemy's skull is terrifyingly beautiful.

LOW Anyone else tired of morally mucked-up shooter heroes?

WTF Bullet Time©. Shootdodge™.

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The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition Review

By Mike Bracken on June 15, 2012 - 1:46pm.

A Witcher's Work is Never Done

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition Screenshot

HIGH The moment when the combat clicks and Geralt slices through five or more attackers with ease.

LOW Twenty minutes of pure exposition before the game's final moments. Very clunky.

WTF Being tossed into the story with no clue who any of these people are if you didn't play the first game.

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