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Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs Second Opinion

Forget it

Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs Review

HIGH Picking up a dead pig and slinging it across the room. Whee!

LOW Having more fun doing that than playing the game properly.

WTF Someone sure liked getting descriptive about pigs getting jiggy.

Dishonored: The Brigmore Witches Review

More of What You like?

Dishonored: The Brigmore Witches Screenshot

HIGH It's more Dishonored.

LOW It's more Dishonored.

WTF Hard-to-differentiate friendlies and enemies result in accidental KOs. Oops.

Beyond: Two Souls Review

Beyond: Two Steps Backward

Beyond: Two Souls Screenshot

HIGH Jodie's bond with Cole is heartwarming.

LOW Ending options make Mass Effect 3's end game choices seem brilliant in comparison.

WTF Wishing it had Heavy Rain's more complex QTEs to add some depth.

Alien Rage Review

Alien Irrelevance

Alien Rage Screenshot

HIGH It looks pretty.

LOW It plays like a dog.

WTF The person recording the audio logs actually mentions that they'll have to be collected from all around the station.

Dead Island: Riptide Second Opinion

Redoing Your Voodoo, Bitch

Dead Island: Riptide Screenshot

HIGH There's a mission entirely about shutting off Sam B's awful damn song.

LOW The nearly-immortal chainsaw maniac final boss.

WTF The developers were so sure I would use boats that water enemies don't even trigger if you walk right up to them in the canals.

Metro: Last Light—Season Pass Review

Spiders!!!

Metro: Last Light—Season Pass Screenshot

HIGH Spider's Lair is an excellent, atmospheric piece of content.

LOW Many missions end before they really get going.

WTF I've still no idea what the deal is with Anomalies.

How To Survive Review

Living It up with the Undead

How to Survive Screenshot

HIGH Testing out feathered arrows on a compound bow.

LOW The ill-conceived fetchquest at the end of the game.

WTF Zombie deer are the deadliest creatures on the islands.

Deadpool Review

This Merc's Mouth Is His Best Feature

Deadpool Screenshot

HIGH This is the funniest Deadpool story Daniel Way's ever written.

LOW The delayed aiming mechanic

WTF "And if any of you nerds are puffy about Rogue being able to fly in this game when she can't fly in the comics right now, take a bath, move out of your parents' basement and maybe you'll get to kiss a REAL girl." Hey game, you know what? F**********ck you.

Dark Review

The Music of the Night Is Off-key

Dark Screenshot

HIGH Seeing that 90s-style goth club vamps are alive and well.

LOW The embarrassingly awful final boss fight.

WTF I'm sucking his blood from a foot away? Is that a power? No, just bad graphics.

The Wolf Among Us: Episode One—Faith Review

A Wolf in Man's Clothing

The Wolf Among Us Screenshot

HIGH An urban fantasy detective story? Yay!

LOW Slow loading and framerate chugging with a game like this? Really?

WTF How in the world are they going to resolve this cliffhanger?!?

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