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Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes Review

Fall in Love With Hating Skull Face

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes Review Screenshot

HIGH Grabbing one Marine by the throat and shooting his friend in the head while slo-mo rain pelts the scene.

LOW How long am I going to have to wait for the resolution to this cliffhanger?

WTF One of the side missions is longer and more intricate than the main game.

The Wolf Among Us: Episode 2—Smoke & Mirrors Review

Doing the legwork

The Wolf Among Us Episode 2 Review Screenshot

HIGH Playing the nice guy pays off.

LOW That's the response I get for handling TJ so well?

WTF "Stupid American waif"?

South Park: The Stick of Truth Review

Never Fart on a Man's Balls

South Park Stick of Truth Review Screenshot

HIGH The game nails the feel and tone of a South Park episode perfectly, minus all the bleeping. It's hilarious.

LOW The occasional bout of slowdown can be annoying.

WTF This whole game is one giant WTF moment. From Aborted Nazi Zombie Fetuses, to a return trip up Mr. Slave's colon, Stick of Truth is batshit crazy.

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Second Opinion

[Insert bear pun here]

Danganronpa Review Screenshot

HIGH The surprisingly groovy music.

LOW No really mind-blowing revelations.

WTF "Fanmadam"?!

Saints Row IV Third Opinion

In the minority

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HIGH Nearly everything unpleasant about The Third is fixed here.

LOW
Steelport is still hella gross to look at.

WTF
The ending features a scene so hideous I thought I'd gotten the bad ending.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 Review

What is a man? A miserable little pile of... awesome!

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2

HIGH Taking out a horde of enemies flawlessly while moving like lightning.

LOW The stealth section in the garden needs some tweaking.

WTF This game's Metacritic score. What the hell is wrong with people?

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Review

We are all made of blood

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Review Screenshot

HIGH Cresting the waves in a storm whilst laying siege to a fortress with mortar fire. Arrrrr!

LOW Pointlessly tailing some cretin across the map for the billionth time.

WTF I spotted that revelation about Captain Kidd right off the bat. How could Kenway possibly fail to see it?

Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Review

Not new, but improved.

Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Review Screenshot

HIGH Incredible vistas around every corner.

LOW The whole experience feels a little too automated.

WTF The preposterous voice acting of Mathias, the Solarii leader.

State of Decay Second Opinion

The Forever Dead

State of Decay Review Screenshot

HIGH The desperate thrill of running out of bullets and finishing off a zombie horde with a wrench.

LOW All of my hard-gathered resources disappearing because the game was broken for a week.

WTF Ah, a dynamite suicide vest. That'll teach those zombies for tearing my guts out!

Assassin's Creed Liberation HD Review

Shackled

Assassin's Creed: Liberation Review Screenshot

HIGH Exploring the cenotes to find artifacts.

LOW Ugh, a mission with Connor.

WTF So I guess I just exit this warehouse and... OH GOD A BEAR!

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