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South Park: The Stick of Truth Review

Never Fart on a Man's Balls

South Park Stick of Truth Review Screenshot

HIGH The game nails the feel and tone of a South Park episode perfectly, minus all the bleeping. It's hilarious.

LOW The occasional bout of slowdown can be annoying.

WTF This whole game is one giant WTF moment. From Aborted Nazi Zombie Fetuses, to a return trip up Mr. Slave's colon, Stick of Truth is batshit crazy.

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Second Opinion

[Insert bear pun here]

Danganronpa Review Screenshot

HIGH The surprisingly groovy music.

LOW No really mind-blowing revelations.

WTF "Fanmadam"?!

Saints Row IV Third Opinion

In the minority

Saints Row IV Review Screenshot

HIGH Nearly everything unpleasant about The Third is fixed here.

LOW
Steelport is still hella gross to look at.

WTF
The ending features a scene so hideous I thought I'd gotten the bad ending.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 Review

What is a man? A miserable little pile of... awesome!

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2

HIGH Taking out a horde of enemies flawlessly while moving like lightning.

LOW The stealth section in the garden needs some tweaking.

WTF This game's Metacritic score. What the hell is wrong with people?

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Review

We are all made of blood

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Review Screenshot

HIGH Cresting the waves in a storm whilst laying siege to a fortress with mortar fire. Arrrrr!

LOW Pointlessly tailing some cretin across the map for the billionth time.

WTF I spotted that revelation about Captain Kidd right off the bat. How could Kenway possibly fail to see it?

Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Review

Not new, but improved.

Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Review Screenshot

HIGH Incredible vistas around every corner.

LOW The whole experience feels a little too automated.

WTF The preposterous voice acting of Mathias, the Solarii leader.

State of Decay Second Opinion

The Forever Dead

State of Decay Review Screenshot

HIGH The desperate thrill of running out of bullets and finishing off a zombie horde with a wrench.

LOW All of my hard-gathered resources disappearing because the game was broken for a week.

WTF Ah, a dynamite suicide vest. That'll teach those zombies for tearing my guts out!

Assassin's Creed Liberation HD Review

Shackled

Assassin's Creed: Liberation Review Screenshot

HIGH Exploring the cenotes to find artifacts.

LOW Ugh, a mission with Connor.

WTF So I guess I just exit this warehouse and... OH GOD A BEAR!

Thief Review

Stealing Stuff In Dark Places

Thief Review Screenshot

HIGH Garrett is flowing, smooth, dark and deadly.

LOW Too many illogical, immersion-shattering instances of weirdness.

WTF Where the hell does Garrett carry all the stuff he swipes?!?

The Last Of Us: Left Behind Review

Perfectly bittersweet

The Last of Us: Left Behind DLC Review Screenshot

HIGH Too many to list here. It's all fantastic.

LOW No carousel?

WTF Why didn't we get more ‘brick throw' moments before?

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