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Mass Effect: Pinnacle Station Review

It's garbage.

Mass Effect: Pinnacle Station Screenshot

HIGH Nothing.

LOW Everything.

WTF Why in the world was this even released?

Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Review

Get thee behind me, Satan

Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Screenshot

HIGH It's got a great concept—playing for the evil side hasn't been done much.

LOW It doesn't deliver on the conceptit might as well be any random shootfest.

WTF Satan can't get past locked doors?

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars Review

It's like a profane version of Triad Election on the Nintendo DS

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars Art

HIGH Losing a maxxed out wanted level by smashing cops into every bridge abutment in sight is surprisingly entertaining.

LOW The end of the story feels rushed and isn't even remotely satisfying.

WTF The bisexual stepson of the triad boss keeps trying to get me to have a threesome with him—and another dude.

Fallout 3: Mothership Zeta Review

Nevermind, Scotty... Don't bother beaming me up.

Fallout 3: Mothership Zeta Screenshot

HIGH Thawing out the anachronous survivors.

LOW The repetitive, needlessly bloated mission design.

WTF The amount of wasted potential on display here.

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood Review

Answer the call, but only if it's not using your peak daytime minutes

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood Screenshot

HIGH The story and characters ring truly Western.

LOW The action never heats up past a mild simmer.

WTF Why are the one-on-one showdowns so sloppy, random and loose?

Fallout 3: Point Lookout Review

Deliverance, Part 2

Fallout 3: Point Lookout Screenshot

HIGH Vast and rich, it feels like a perfect extension of the main game.

LOW The ending loot is a disappointment.

WTF Why are these 'shine-swilling hillbillies so bullet-resistant?

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