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Wolfenstein: The New Order Review

A Boot on the Face, Forever

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HIGH Jimi Hendrix's last scene contains a perfect moment.

LOW So you let me play classic Wolf3D with this game's weapons, but only the first level? Why not put the whole game in there!?

WTF Oh my god, I'm on the MF-ing (spoiler)!

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes Second Opinion

War Does Change

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HIGH The slow-mo reflex mechanic that kicked in to save my ass countless times.

LOW Hitting "Restart Checkpoint" because a guard saw me across the map.

WTF That time a guard shot me from one foot away ... with a rocket launcher.

Murdered: Soul Suspect Review

Spirited

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HIGH Being a ghost who mostly observes is... pretty cool, actually!

LOW The dialogue after the museum felt bizarrely out of character.

WTF Why are so many people trying to hook up in the graveyard?

Monster Monpiece Second Opinion

Less Clothing = More Power

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HIGH the deckbuilding and strategic play are deep and satisfying.

LOW tapping a virtual girl's clitoris frantically before stroking the Vita like an erect penis.

WTF Who in their right mind thought these touch functions were a good idea?

The Wolf Among Us: Cry Wolf Review

He's Not As bad As They Said He Was

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HIGH A satisfying wrapup to a strong series.

LOW Long pauses between episodes don't work well for a murder mystery.

WTF Seriously, that left eye.

State of Decay: Lifeline Review

Taking the Fight to 'Em

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HIGH Watching an airstrike wipe out dozens of zombies in an orgy of carnage.

LOW Having no idea where my molotov is going to land after I've thrown it.

WTF No, be my guest and charge that juggernaut, Mr. Injured Accountant Armed With A Letter Opener.

Watch Dogs Second Opinion

Feature Creep

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HIGH "Tailing" a target by jumping from camera to camera.

LOW The pointless sideplot with Defalt.

WTF Why did we even have that bit with Jordi in the finale?

Watch Dogs Review

Hacking Into My Heart

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HIGH Remote-triggering a guard's grenade and watching him accidentally throw it at another guard.

LOW The game's story is a total afterthought.

WTF Was this really the best licensed soundtrack Ubisoft could throw together?

Monster Monpiece Review

Rub a dub-dub

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HIGH Clinching a win in a hotly-contested online match when all seemed lost.

LOW The endgame of the single player campaign stretches out foreverrrrrrrrr.

WTF Unimportant NPC's haven't even been afforded the dignity of a pair of eyeballs.

Drakengard 3 Review

It's called Drag-On Dragoon in Japan...

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HIGH The Nier team made this!

LOW It's... terrible. Like, all of it.

WTF The dragon is nearly invulnerable and flies, so why is the main character on foot so much?

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