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Virtua Tennis 4 Review

Like Foot-Faulting on Match Point

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HIGH Working your opponent into a corner and then unleashing an inside out forehand for a winner on match point.

LOW Needing to move one space to enter a tournament and having no one space move vouchers.

WTF Why does Rafael Nadal look like he's sweating milk?

Monster Tale Review

Metroid Meets Pokémon

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HIGH The theme song in the Treehouse Grotto.

LOW The late-game money fetch quest that sticks out as padded play time.

WTF Why is the giant rabbit named Lobster?

Cozy Fire Review

Not for Kindling

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HIGH Look at those realistic flames! And all the different kinds of wood to burn!

LOW You can't stack the fire to insane proportions—no raging bonfires allowed.

WTF This is the Wii's second fireplace simulator. Is this actually a thing?

Disney Epic Mickey Review

I Need a Brighter, More Durable Paint

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HIGH Painting in the two images of Oswald in the Dark Beauty throne room, a case where the art and mechanics work perfectly together.

LOW The final boss sequence (occupying almost the last quarter of the game) consists mostly of running around previously visited or horribly dull areas, popping zits on tentacles.

WTF The animatronic Goofy is incredibly creepy-looking.

ilomilo Review

Love as a Puzzle

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HIGH My first few "Aha!" moments were fantastic.

LOW A cute music track is cute until you hear it looped 37 times.

WTF The narrator calls out the silliness of Gears of War at one point; priceless.

A World of Keflings Review

Listen to the Big Guy

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HIGH Non-violent, non-stressful, family-friendly gameplay.

LOW Overlooking a Kefling with a message and getting stuck for half an hour.

WTF There's still no "everybody stop everything right now" function?

Spelunker HD Review

Cave of Wonders

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HIGH Completing all ten stages of a new area on the first attempt.

LOW 10,000 feet so far.

WTF How is the spelunker supposed to get back to the surface?

Bejeweled 3 Review

All Matchy-Matchy

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HIGH Scoring a dozen chained matches with one move brings forth big, silly, grins.

LOW The anxiety and dread elicited by the Ice Storm Mode are deadly.

WTF I have no idea how anyone could match six gems at once without the use of Lady Luck's hands.

Style Savvy Review

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Woman

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HIGH Witnessing customer after customer go gaga over my ensembles.

LOW Realizing that their taste was dictated almost exclusively by brand.

WTF There are two men in the whole game: One is the store owner/love interest, the other is his butler.

And Yet It Moves Review

In Soviet Russia Platform Jumps YOU!

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HIGH Watching fire change its behavior because you redefined "up."

LOW Watching your body break apart for the 58th time.

WTF Bats versus lizard in an epic battle!

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