Volatile Games

There are times in my life in which I have felt despair, in which the presence in my life of the guiding force of a just and loving universe has not been immediately apparent to me. From now on, whenever I feel that way, I simply need to remember one thing—in just a few short months, everyone's favorite CoteWiNoLo is going to be back on the streets of Grant City...

Namco is publishing Dead to Rights 3.

Typing that sentence feels like being kissed by angels. Seven years after the original, five years after the attempt to make a sequel, four years and two years after the assets left over from that failed sequel attempt were crudely re-fashioned into Dead to Rights 2 and whatever the hell that PSP thing was, Namco has finally employed a development house to produce what the gaming community (by which I mean me) has been screaming for—another Jack Slate adventure!

Game Description: Reservoir Dogs follows the progress and planning of the famed diamond heist while filling in some of the cliffhanger questions from the film. The game remains faithful to the original movie, with gamers able to play all the key characters, including the infamous Mr Blonde. Find out what happened to Mr. Blue and Mr. Brown, where Mr. Pink hid the diamonds, what happened at the actual heist itself and much more. The game also features the full and original soundtrack from the movie—those super sounds of the seventies. High-speed driving action includes chase and escape. Full original soundtrack from the film, plus the voice and likeness of Michael Madsen as Mr. Blonde.

In short, Reservoir Dogs isn’t the kind of movie you’d think would make a good videogame. And if Volatile Games’s effort to turn it into one is any indication, you’re absolutely right.

According to ESRB, this game contains: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language