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Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Review

The Style is in the Details

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Screenshot

HIGH Finally glimpsing the lost city of Shambhala.

LOW Quickly dying ten times during a chase sequence before getting a hint as to what I should be doing.

WTF "Don't you love how the water makes your jeans all squidgy?"

Half-Minute Hero Review

In this case, the length is a good thing

Half-Minute Hero Screenshot

HIGH It's a real JRPG, except it doesn't waste your time.

LOW The Knight 30 mode could have used a little more work.

WTF Why is nobody talking about this game?

Brütal Legend Review

Sometimes even an umlaut isn't enough

Brütal Legend Screenshot

HIGH The world is metal.

LOW Almost everything else isn't.

WTF "Everybody thinks I'll betray them someday. Now gasp as I betray you!"

Borderlands Review

Stranded (and bored) in the wasteland

 Borderlands Screenshot

HIGH Millions of guns to choose from, theoretically...

LOW The "adventure" is pure contrivance, utterly lacking a soul.

WTF Where's the onscreen mini-map? Why do weak guns auto-equip?

Critter Crunch Review

Bland name, tasty game

Critter Crunch Screenshot

HIGH A new, predatory twist on puzzling.

LOW The difficulty of the final third feels haphazard and unrefined.

WTF Rainbow-colored regurgitation.

Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble Review

Beating down an entire city... and loving it

Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble Screenshot

HIGH It's dripping with testosterone and has machismo to spare.

LOW Accidentally stumbling into the last battle with a sliver of health.

WTF Four words: big yellow banana suit.

The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Review

Foiled by a fence

The Witcher Screenshot

HIGH Seeing the consequences of a choice I made much earlier in the game.

LOW Having to keep re-entering conversation trees that I haven't fully explored yet.

WTF Buying stuff from the same fat guy with the same bell around his neck a bazillion times.

Cursed Mountain Second Opinion

Touch the void

Cursed Mountain Screenshot

HIGH The moody and atmospheric section in the ice caves, featuring a perfect use of the Wii remote.

LOW The meditation sequences, which feature a painfully imperfect use of the Wii remote.

WTF Am I seriously smashing pots for loot at the top of a mountain?

Haunted 3D Rollercoaster Rush Review

Swing low, ghoulish chariot

Haunted 3D Rollercoaster Rush Screenshot

HIGH Look at that castle! That giant jack-o'-lantern! The moon!



LOW Aw man, I plummeted into a track again. Darn those vertical drops.

WTF I put the game down and I can still hear the background tune in my head.

Muramasa: The Demon Blade Second Opinion

The blunted blade

Muramasa: The Demon Blade Screenshot

HIGH Gloriously detailed artwork.

LOW Repetitive, simplistic combat.

WTF To access the hot springs, just ask a bath monkey.

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