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Left 4 Dead 2 Review

This one time, me and my friend Keith...

Left 4 Dead 2 Screenshot

HIGH: Barreling through all four survivors with the charger.

LOW: Rochelle's extremely bland character.

WTF: Why can't the tank pick people up like the charger does?

Dragon Age: Origins Review

Frodo, meet Commander Shepard

Dragon Age: Origins Screenshot

HIGH Superb characterizations, story, and role-playing.

LOW The combat system is a mess.

WTF Screwing up a quest by missing one line of dialogue 20 hours beforehand.

Tales of Monkey Island Chapter Four: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood Review

Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate-at-Law

Tales of Monkey Island Chapter Four: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood Screenshot

HIGH The Harry Potter-esque way that the plotline connects back to Chapter 1.

LOW The gameplay connects back to Chapter 1 (i.e. the jungle) as well.

WTF Morgan?! Nooooooo!

Trine Review

Three Heads Are Better Than Two

Trine Screenshot

HIGH Excellent concept, great production values.

LOW Lack of any real boss battles.

WTF Experience comes in glowing green bottles?

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 Review

Super Heroes? More Like Pretty-okay Heroes...

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 Screenshot

HIGH Going multi with Luke Cage and Iron Fist, together again.

LOW Generally poor selection of heroes from Marvel's vast universe.

WTF What happened to the QA process?

Machinarium Review

You Won't Even Notice That All The Humans Are Gone

Machinarium Screenshot

HIGH: Overlooking the city from the game's high points.

LOW: The somewhat anti-climactic ending.

WTF: The oddly convenient series of pipes in one of the puzzles.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Review

Above And Beyond The Call Of At Least One Duty

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Screenshot

HIGH Covering a human player with AC-130 armory.

LOW A hole-ridden plot that ends in obvious sequel bait.

WTF Tactical nuke?!

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Review

The Style Is In The Details

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Screenshot

HIGH Finally glimpsing the lost city of Shambhala.

LOW Quickly dying ten times during a chase sequence before getting a hint as to what I should be doing.

WTF "Don't you love how the water makes your jeans all squidgy?"

Half-Minute Hero Review

In This Case, The Length Is A Good Thing

Half-Minute Hero Screenshot

HIGH It's a real JRPG, except it doesn't waste your time.

LOW The Knight 30 mode could have used a little more work.

WTF Why is nobody talking about this game?

Brütal Legend Review

Sometimes Even An Umlaut Isn't Enough

Brütal Legend Screenshot

HIGH The world is metal.

LOW Almost everything else isn't.

WTF "Everybody thinks I'll betray them someday. Now gasp as I betray you!"

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